Doc 2 Patient:The cheque which u gave me has returned back.
Patient 2 Doc:The headache 4 wich u gave me medicine has also returned back

A recently fired
stock trader said ...
"This is worse than divorce...
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife..."

Father: Your teacher says she
finds it Impossible to teach you
anything!Son:That`s why I say
she`s no good!

Father: Your teacher says she
finds itImpossible to teach you
anything!Son:That`s why I say
she`s no good!

Father: Your teacher says she
finds itImpossible to teach you
anything!Son:That`s why I say
she`s no good!

Wife:yesterday-night I saw a
dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!

Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a

girl,
.
.
.
Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)

Husband asks,Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No,it means-With Idiot for Ever

Marriage:
It`s an agreement in which a
man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master

Marriage:
It`s an agreement in which a
man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master